still here...

Dont worry... I havent gone anywhere.

I've been feeling a tad bit weird, it's almost suicidal.

They tell me its call WORK.

Yes, I'm back at work (finally!). No Budget... what's new?

Lots to update as it has been a fun fun December. Will update before KOH SAMUI!!! WooHoo!!

Class GITU!!

This one is especially for Mr. Wanna since you don't have Funwall in Facebook and to all my Indonesian friends, Classic deh! Lucu bangat!!

HELLO HELLO HELLO!!!!




Hancur deh. Sialan betul....

Oh WHATEVER....

Collection of pix I've taken along with some from friends. Just....

I painted my room RED yesterday. Just parts of it... Suppose to bring out the aggressive side of me. Mum says my room now looks like a Chinese temple. It's funky, Ma!!

A condom dispenser right out in the middle of nowhere in Cheng Huang Miau, Shanghai. There was a massive cue too. Kudos for actually thinking of population control. I was the only girl in line though and while I was so intrigued (snapping pix), all the guys covered their faces as if it was some kind of a police bust. Why be shy??


Muddy finally at home with Papa Pinesi. After 8 long months in a posh hotel in Malaysia, he now has a massive home to roam in Saigon. Will miss you baby... Hope Papa got you a 1st class ticket. Be nice now... don't scare the maid.

A stupid car caught Julius's attention in Shanghai and he thought I'd be amused. I was... STUPID CAR! Your owner should be shot.


At Steven's wedding last week. Stan took this pix and I wanted him to photoshop me to perfection. NEVER trust a gay guy to make a woman beautiful. At least dont make them saggy, you twit!


Ryan Smith... isn't he the most adorable boy you've ever set eyes on? Miss Smith's super cute nephew and my Skype chat buddy. He posed for this pix on my webcam. *PINCH*PINCH*PINCH*


Authorised Distributor for the likes of Mr. Wanna. But stock's running low...

There has never been a moment more perfect than this. Poetry in motion, darling!


At a fruit market in Yong Jia Lu, Shanghai. They have the best strawberries I've ever eaten in my life!! Can you spot the store keeper?


There HE IS!!! So cute... *pix courtesy of Julius*

Yes, I'm bored... Can you tell?

That was fun....

Halloween came and went. And we did it by celebrating Miss Smith's Hen Night & Joy's Farewell all in one go in STYLE!!

Though Miss Smith thought both Joy & I weren't invited and didn't know anything about the party, we went all out to make it one HELL of an unforgettable night... It is Halloween anyway. If anyone should be forgiven for their fashion faux pax , this is the day.

Started with Becky telling us that it's an all Black Masquerade event and since all we both have are boring black dresses, a masquerade mask from Toys R' Us should be too difficult.

A week to the party (after another one of Joy's 'memorable' shoots), we got bored. Thought maybe we'd put in some effort so we went shopping. She wanted to be a Lolita from hell and I wanted to be the Dark Angel. Easy peasie... NOT! Turns out whatever we wanted were either sold out or no longer in production. Damn...

But what is the beauty of having Wardrobe stylist as friends... Especially one name Zara Emma Sia. Award Winning Fashionista Extraordinaire. She jumped to our rescue the moment I called to ask if she had an extra pair of fishnet stocking I could borrow. Such a darling I tell you!!!

3 wardrobe fits and 5 hours of getting into our garbs... We were PERFECT!! Enjoy the pix of our day starting 5pm ending 3am.

5pm - Zara Emma the very Stylish started to dress us up. I really had to suck it in! Her cutest of maid, Dele, helped out. Every 10 minutes screaming "Oh My God!" So cute that girl.

9pm - The finished product... You likes? Oh yeah the initial idea of Joy being Lolita from hell got trashed. Now she's just TRASH.

10.30pm - With our amazing creator, Zara Emma just before we left her house. One for the portfolio. All our masks were hand made by her. So very talented and super patient!! Jessica came as the sexy French maid. She literally was carrying our bags for the night. Thanks love...

10.50pm - Our very late entrance to the party. Even the bride-to-be Miss Smith was already there. Shame on us!! But she loved our outfits ;)

Adam ... Adam... What are you aiming for Darling?


Discoball no more.... TRASH!!!


Oh how we just just cam-whored the whole night... TRASH!!!!

I almost died sucking in my tummy the whole night. Not exactly succeeding completely you know but eff-it!! I'm too lazy to photoshop!

Death pose... Dont you just love my babe Becky Beyonce? That's half a can of cheap hairspray you see on my head. Sorry Mr. Ozone...


Babes Galore ~ Yes... Mr. Wanna included. Apparently his costume for the night was as a straight man. Who are we kidding la Darling...?


The infamous Soong Sisters. Drunk?! That's mildly put.... It's a Masquerade Party and that's erhm... Wanna's 'mask'


A convincing David LaChapelle? TRASH!!!!


My girls Miss Smith & Zai are looking fierce!! Wanna darling, time for some MAJOR rebonding!


Becky fell asleep after this shot. Poor girl... Loved the party darling. You're a fabulous organizer!


Almost 3am ~ On the way to the carpark and still had time for another whore shot.

That was so much fun la.... Though Joy & I spent an hour trying to get the hairspray out of our hair, and another hour for me to get out of the corset.

Joy Joy is off to Shanghai for a month... *sob*sob* Who's gonna go eat donuts with me now? Sushi binge? Prawn mee under the tree? Will miss you la girl!! Have fun in Shanghai... Dont forget to visit the panda bears before they fall asleep like Becky.

WANNA!!! You better eff-ing pick up my calls from now on till she gets back. Shuddup! No more excuses.

Miss Smith ~ YOU TOO!! but less alcohol please... Love you!

I'm SOOO in love with my outfit!!

Halloween's coming!!!

No idea what I'm suppose to be but what do you think?

Be Gone Now... and dont come back!!

After weeks of writing and basically just pestering the life out of Facebook, MICHAEL LEAF is FINALLY banned! HAhAhHaHahH!!! YES YES YES!

Mess with the best, DIE like the rest!

Special Thanks to the following people in Facebook for their undying support to help me rid this rat, gain my old account back (then had to endure the transfer to the new account) and just their daily hellos =)

Lisa Smith (Toronto) - WE DID IT girlfriend!! Is he behind bars? In rehab??

Victor Calanog (New York / Philippines) - My Vampire Twin / Strategy planner. For his 24/7 presence that I adore and cherish. For picking me up when I was in the gutter.

Karen Spencer (Australia) - For the oh-so sweet hugs and cheers everyday.

Baber Qureshi (London) - For initiating the petition (and now regretting it) hahahaha!!

Mikey Archand (Ottawa) - For almost holding a gun to Mark Zuckerberg (in his dream).

Nick Baptiste (Trinidad & Tobago) - For making me laugh. You seriously need to spell and count correctly dude.

Jason DesRoaches (Vancouver) - For all the pokes and trying to revive Tugboat!!

Drew Roake (London) - For keeping me awake with the pokes! He's cute too by the way ;)

Grace Koh & Eng Boon (Malaysia) - Malaysia BOLEH!!

Chu May Chan (Canterbury) - Malaysia lagi BOLEH!!

Blake Commagere (San Francisco) - Developer of Vampires, Slayers, Zombies & Werewolves. Damn you for getting me so hooked. Thanks for helping out with the transfer. I'm NEAR to my throne!!

Brad Mills (London, ON) - Developer of Cash Cliques. Thank you for saving my money & the freebies... oh yes, and THANK YOU for the great news on Michael =)

ALL Vampires & Slayers that I may have missed out....

People of getsatisfaction.com - For the great guidance and support

And of course not forgetting all my friends here (As Mr.Wanna puts it "the ones that you can feel & touch) for listening to my constant talks about Facebook. I'm so addicted!!!

Links to these amazing applications if you're into FACEBOOK.

SLAYERS

VAMPIRES

CASH CLIQUES

Double Damn Facebook

After a week of waiting, appealing and borderline threatening, I decided Eff-it, I'm going to start a new account. Took me a while to invite the friends back in because I couldnt possibly remember 258 names. Even transfered my Vampires, Slayers and Cash Clique points.

Then I woke up this morning to this email :

Hi Mei,

We've just reactivated the account associated with xxxxxx@gmail.com. I sincerely apologize for the delay and any inconvenience that your account's suspension may have caused you.

Please be assured that the suspension was the result of a machine error.

Also, thank you for reporting this potential harassment and abuse on our site. We will review the reported material and remove anything that violates our Terms of Use. If warranted, we will take appropriate action and either warn or disable the user.

Thanks for your patience,

Jonas
Customer Support Representative
Facebook

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The robot finally got freaked out that my reports to NY was going to un-plug its microchips??

Now I have to sort out TWO accounts... *idiots* And that fool Michael Leaf better be history by now!

UPDATE : Scumbag is STILL active.

Go ahead... torment him!